Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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