distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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