I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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