This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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