Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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