I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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