Yo dont text me then not text me
My hand turned me down
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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