can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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