I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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