Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Who died my cat blue again?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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