Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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