Heybabeimwearingurpanties
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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