I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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