He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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