Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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