I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
