I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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