Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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