im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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