Hey man sorry I got all grabby
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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