But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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