spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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