dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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