My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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