Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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