1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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