so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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