Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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