New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think a kid would responsible me up
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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