I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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