I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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