I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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