you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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