I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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