if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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