If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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