Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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