I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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