You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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