Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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