arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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