So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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