I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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