So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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