She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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