Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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