i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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