Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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