I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well you can't waste a boner
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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