Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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